DEFINITION OF A CHILD CARE PROVIDER

Child Care Pro-vi-der (child'kâr prõ vid'er)n. chef, baker, janitor, sock and shoe finder,
coat buttoner, boot fitter, bottle washer, grocery shopper, diaper changer, protector,
dish washer, nose wiper, vegetable pusher, floor sweeper, waiter, story teller,
playground attendant, PE teacher, activity director, driver, zoo keeper, inspector,
aerobics instructor, tutor, entertainer, therapist, manager, derby instructor,
performer, bookkeeper, self-esteem builder, teacher, helper, well wisher, nurse,
traffic controller, noise controller, life saver, thinker, problem solver, engineer, designer,
counselor, safety instructor, arbitrator, creator, inventor, companion, musician, historian,
technician, dietitian, athlete, beautician, fire marshal, analyst, artist, dentist, scientist,
biologist, technologist, accountant, manicurist, receptionist, environmentalist,
pharmacist, hygienist, speech therapist, reader, builder, informer, composer, supervisor,
author, navigator, peacemaker, friend. . . . . . . .


         
TODDLER PROPERTY LAWS

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take if from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
6. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
7. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
8. If it looks like mine, it is mine.
9. If I saw it first, it's mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.